Sunday, May 13, 2007

PB's of Superheroes

While planting with the wonderful Sarah Haveman, who puts up with my singing and terrible conversation, i devised a list of the PB's (personal best) of various superheroes if they were planters, based on their powers.

Jordan- 3 750 trees.

Superman- 245 000. Superman is able to fly, and coupled with x-ray vision and telescopic vision, he can organize his land in seconds. his top speed is slightly faster than a speeding bullet, which moves at an average of 9 500 km/h. compared to an average PB of 4 000, and an average human top speed of 20 km/h, he can plant 200 000 trees, and with an added handicap provided by his x-ray vision, super endurance because of the power of the yellow sun of the Earth, he could likely plant an additional 45 000 trees.

Wonder Woman- 6 000. She has her lasso of truth, which does nothing for her advantage. besides being generally in better shape than a normal person, she has the power of flight. I give her an above average, but not amazing PB.

The Wonder Twins- 2 400. Zan can turn into anything made of water or ice, which is entirely useless. Jayna can turn into any animal, which as far as I can see, also helps her little. plus, they suck.

Batman- 12 000. Batman is the world's greatest detective, but although he knows who's stashing trees, it does not help his planting rate. However, he is learned in numerous martial arts, and has almost complete control of his body. plus, he has many wicked cool gadgets. (note, I am referring to the Christian Bail batman, not the Adam West batman. I give him 1500)

The Incredible Hulk- 9 000. This is difficult to judge, because as normal, everyday Bruce Banner, he can't plant trees, he's a lame scientist. if he gets too angry, he will be unable to hold the tiny trees. However, I believe that with some minor annoyances, usually those provided by the gong-show life of the tree planter, he could grow to a maximum of 9 feet and still be able to use his powers to advance his planting ability.

Aquaman- 0. He talks to fish, people!

The Green Lantern- 35 000. The Green lantern can create an additional eight shovels before he cannot concentrate on all of then at the same time. using this, he can couple his multiplicity with his ability to fly, and organize his land well. note: this would have to be any green lantern except for Alan Scott, since his ring was useless on wood.)

The Flash- uncountable. He can go at the speed of light! Barry Allen reached the speed of light and met the speedsters, who give him his powers. he would demolish every other hero.

Mighty Muskrat- 100 000. Mighty Muskrat cannot fly, but he uses small round discs which do fly to use his super speed ability to fly through the sky. these are yet unnamed, so feel free to make a suggestion. otherwise, he has keen vision in order to spy out the best microsites, but since this is a PB, I'm assuming he's in cream.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, the flash is probably the man, if he could come out and finish my piece taht i will be doing tomorrow, that would be fantastic. im in some real kife.

Katrina VandenBerg said...

i don't think you gave enough credit to wonder woman.
she would be able to organize her land efficiently and be able to plant two trees at once, maybe even three on a good day.

Amanda said...

weird...Sarah Haveman is planting trees with you?? i went to church with her in Wallaceburg. hm.small world. unless its a different sarah. haha. nice to see you're still alive and doin' well! :)